Got this in an email and just had to share it with you all.
In a couple days I will be posting a series about the sacred dance of marriage which will start with Created For Connection by Garry Brantley
All the while I will have funny little sayings or jokes to start the day off 🙂 Hope you will enjoy this next series coming up.
If you have something that you would like me to post about that you have been wanting to know about or question please let me know and I will see how to incorporate an article on it…
Have a BLESSED day in the Lord!!
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring,
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all
your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is
used on airplanes? Why don’t they make
the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile
to (maybe even a chuckle)… We all need to smile every once in a while.
OH you didn’t smile – well how about this one:
God promised men that good and
obedient wives would be found in
all corners of the world……
then He made the world round
and laughed and laughed……
“Faith is not believing that God CAN …
It is knowing that He will”