Funny saying of the day: “My husband thinks I’m crazy but I’m not the one who married me” We wish when we first were on our own and young that we had this kind of information to help us … Continue reading
Got this in an email and just had to share it with you all.
In a couple days I will be posting a series about the sacred dance of marriage which will start with Created For Connection by Garry Brantley
All the while I will have funny little sayings or jokes to start the day off 🙂 Hope you will enjoy this next series coming up.
If you have something that you would like me to post about that you have been wanting to know about or question please let me know and I will see how to incorporate an article on it…
Have a BLESSED day in the Lord!!
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring,
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all
your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is
used on airplanes? Why don’t they make
the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile
to (maybe even a chuckle)… We all need to smile every once in a while.
OH you didn’t smile – well how about this one:
God promised men that good and
obedient wives would be found in
all corners of the world……
then He made the world round
and laughed and laughed……
“Faith is not believing that God CAN …
It is knowing that He will”
Something Fun for you all today 🙂 I love Hoops and Yoyo and you may too after this video:
My favorites are ‘Farganicehole’,’ shmamit’ and ‘Oh, for the love of my Sunday shoes!’
Whats your favorites to start using today? Comment!!! 🙂
I saw this in a catalog and needed to share this. It was only missing 2 key ingredients, they are the last two on the end. Never be angry at the same time. Never yell at each other unless the … Continue reading
Hey everyone!! I know its been a while… We’ve been sorting through lots of personal stuff but rest assured we are still in business LOL. I know thats always a valid question when I haven’t kept in … Continue reading
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Its a new year so we thought we would give an opportunity to all of you to give your thoughts on what you would like for us to offer more of or just to offer that you can’t find on our site.We want to know!
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#2 in this series of Understanding physical and relational needs between men and women. Enjoy these because we have! Three Passions __________________________________________________________________________________________________ A man’s sexuality has a tremendous impact on his emotional, marital and spiritual well-being. by Dr. Juli Slattery … Continue reading
Ok ladies, us women have to understand our husbands sexuality as much as our own. This series I found is a great series. I hope you take it to heart and really pray about why you feel the way you do … Continue reading
This subject has bothered me for some time now and I just have to put it out there and let others chime in. I was going through some articles, comments, and posts about the proposed marriage amendment. Unfortunately this is something that has the country split in half as much as the last election did, and probably the next election (but that a whole nuther story). There are varying views on both sides of this. On the No side people are saying they have right to marry whoever they want to marry and/or just spite. On the Yes side you have the Biblical view or those that feel it is just wrong and leads to more questionable things down the road. I myself am not where to go with this because I don’t want to be someone looks at it the wrong way or miss something. Is has been shown that children raised in the traditional home seems to grow better because with each growing child they need a father figure and a moth figure in the household. I am not homophobic because I know people who are gay and I don’t spout hate to them every time I see them. I still love them as much as I would if they weren’t gay. The problem with me and the gay community is that yes God created man and woman and what would happen if everyone turned out to be gay…. The human race would diminish simple because of natural procreation. Yes I know that there are other ways to get pregnant but these ways become more difficult and expensive.
My problem isn’t with the marriage so much as the lifestyle itself. No matter which way you look at it, it is not natural. God created the penis to be inserted into a vagina, there is no argument there. Now I’m not saying that I don’t validate feelings of people. But even the Bible says that the only thing we can trust to never change is Him and that our feelings, mind, heart can be deceived and very easily if we don’t have God, Jesus, and His Word to guide us. Otherwise we will be blown to and fro and beliefs will always change and not know what is true and good. Hatred for gays or homophobia are as bad on the other end of the stick where Christians are hated by others just as much. But we don’t have laws against a Christian being abused or killed to protect just those people and that’s because we already have laws in place that tell us if we do these things to anyone you will be prosecuted. There shouldn’t be laws to protect one persons lifestyle over another when it comes to something that is already in place to protect them.
As far as healthcare, hospitals not allowing partners into hospital rooms and things of that nature I don’t believe that that is right. Things need to change there. Just because I don’t believe that homosexuality is a healthy lifestyle doesn’t mean that I want them to suffer by me personally by not allowing them to see loved ones or count them on their tax returns or even putting them on their health insurance. They are still supporting each other in a relationship.
Now my view on the marriage amendment my reasons why I don’t think I am against it is for a few reasons. My first one is that if we start to “redefine” what marriage is then who is to say that a guy goes to court because he wants to marry his dog because he feels that he loves it and no one can tell him how he feels, what he loves is what he loves, right? Or how about a pedophile who wants to marry an 8 year old because if they marry the 8 year old it will be legal?
The marriage amendment is not about hate. Its about what some of us believe is right. So many people believe that us Christians have to just roll over and play dead to show Gods love. Well what about when Jesus was so distraught over turning a holy place into a trade market? He didn’t go God loves you and say if that’s what they feel or turn a blind eye and walk away…. He showed a righteous anger to the people that some things need to stay holy.
Just because I love someone doesn’t mean I have to turn a blind eye because its politically correct. God gave an inherent ability to know whats right or wrong. Do we always follow whats right or wrong? No, we all make mistakes. Christians have been at the top of the list for a long time with being judgmental thinking that they were serving God when they themselves were deceived.
All of us has sinned in some way and all of us do it daily. Homosexuality is a sin just as much as murder, stealing, sex before marriage, coveting, adultery, and lying. Sin is where something comes before or more important than God. If you do not know Christ you will go to hell. That goes for all of us not just homosexuals. We all fall short of Gods glory and cannot enter the kingdom of God unless we accept the Savior who died for us to reconcile the broken bridge. No its not easy to accept this. People do not like to be told when they are doing something wrong and when we are told, a lot of the time we will rebel and do even more, defend ourselves, pull away from the ones who said anything, and fight it. Think of a teenager who wants to be independent but not quite ready to be out on his own yet. They want the freedom that an adult has without the responsibility. This is what I see happening in society. Don’t tell me what to do, I can do what I want.
Jesus said that if we stand for Him then we will be persecuted and hated just as He was. I, personally, would rather believe in God in the afterlife and nothing be there than then believe in nothing and find out I was totally wrong. I accepted Jesus as my Savior because I needed Him. Not because He gives me everything I ask for as my personal butler but as my Savior with peace and joy and love that would have never known otherwise. Nothing compares to Him and my relationship with Him. I will never be perfect in this life but I know that I will be made perfect after I die because my life is His, Jesus my Savior, and I live for Him.
I understand that this post my not bring the best of comments but I have a right to my opinion. And just because I am a Christian I shouldn’t be quiet. I love you all. We’re all the same in my book and Gods.
In Gods grace and Jesus’ freedom!
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Sorry guys that its been a while but its been a busy summer…
Ok so recently I have been getting back on track with cleaning out my body, eating better, creating a new exercise program for myself all the while getting our house painted, fixing windows, and doing business… Needless to say its been busy.
So I have tried body wraps before and them with the infrared sauna. Love the infrared sauna! But didn’t get much out of the wraps after 3-4 of those. I was like I can’t spend anymore on these if they aren’t working for me. A plus at the time was I got out of the house to do something for myself but everyone knows that there are other things that aren’t as expensive as those to get out of the house. LOL So I stopped doing them… Sure I saw a slight difference in weight… For a couple days… But never permanently. My main issue with my abdomen is my stretch marks. Being a small person I had to stretch a good size when I had my first baby. And being young myself at the time, I didn’t know what I was supposed to do to keep my skin healthy. So I have lots, and deep, stretch marks and have been using special lotions, creams, and gels to no avail. One thing recently I have been doing is called Microcurrent. Where a small electrical probe is moved over your skin with a small amount of electrical current goes through it. Now this isn’t cheap. These treatments, while a safe alternative to surgery, cost around $700- $900 for 5-6 treatments or $175-$250 per session without a package. We got our package with 25% off so we actually paid $1000 or $1200 for 12 treatments. And you do these treatments every 3 days or so until desired results are attained. BUT it is not guaranteed. I have seen slight results with it but not enough to warrant paying the $1000 unfortunately. The thing about this is that I had already paid for and gone through half the sessions before a friend of mine told me about It Works! body applicators. I’m sure for some people they get really great results and for others not so much. And this is with everything we do because we all are different and not everything is for everyone. I know this from experience.
So I decided that $30 wasn’t that big of a deal to try out one wrap for myself. I got it 2 days ago and here’s what I did. I took my measurements, one at the waist- 33″, one at the belly button- 35 1/2″, and one at the hips- 36 1/2″. Then left the wrap on over night and to hold it in place while I slept, I wrapped saran wrap around the applicator a couple of times. And yes I slept ok 🙂
The next morning I woke up. Took the wrap off, massaged the left over mixture on my skin in. Went to get a cup of coffee. Then off to the bathroom to measure. My measurements after the wrap were waist- 32″, belly button- 34″, hips- 36″! So just from that it works! I didn’t change anything or do anything different except drink lots of water. I am going to remeasure again and see if there is anymore inch loss as the company says that it continues to work in your body for at LEAST 3 days.
What this does is detoxes the fat cells that are storing toxins and gets them to release the toxins and tightens the skin and makes the tone better.
I decided I am going to buy more and try them on my arms, back, thighs, and booty. One of the easiest things I’ve done thus far. My stretchmarks also look a little better. 🙂 There is soo many testimonials about people having even better results than me! The results speak for themselves. And these have been used but men and women. And there are also wraps for face and neck.
We have decided to make this apart of our business and available to any of you who want to try these wraps. If you want more information on these or want to try one yourself call me at 907-301-1264 or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org Single wraps are $30 each plus $3 shipping or you can visit our other site at getwrappedwithcrissy.myitworks.com There you will find more info on their products, my story, and other information on becoming a loyal customer to get a box of 4 wraps for $59 plus shipping or even a distributor of It Works! All my contact info is there too, so if you have any questions let me know and I will see what I can answer and if I can’t there are many people that I am linked to that could. I am here to answer any questions. But just to let you know you only get the discounted wraps if you sin up to be a Loyal Customer on my site other wise a box of 4 body applicators will cost $115 plus $5 shipping. But if you want to try it out you just pay the $33 for the applicator and shipping. That’s it!
Here’s the site to my team that I signed up with Skinny Wrap Rock Stars.
There you will find lots of before and after pics and others testimonies as well as other info.
We will be adding these to our Lingerie site in the Bath and Body section soon. So you will see these in our store but only single priced.
With that, be blessed everyone and see you soon!!